And now for the long-awaited Sheng's history essay that he wrote for History CA1 paper. He was literally asking for 0 marks lol. And now without further ado..I shall type the essay!
Question 1: Why did the Cold War break out after the end of the Second World War? [12]
Sheng's answer:(Purely non-edited for originality)
Cold war broke out because of the Japanese general left his savings in France and it was up to 100 million ¥ and he wanted to get it back but France don't have yen. So he and the general sent troops to kill each other. This was how cold war broke out. The world's temperature went to 15°C for 15 years during the war. During winter, the Jap general went to get some food and got pneumonia. He died shortly afterwards, leaving a troop of Japanese in France who later all became chefs in the sushi bar.
My opinion:
Its obvious that he doesn't even want to attempt the question. Other than the poor use of English as in "Cold war broke out because of the Japanese general left his savings in France". What the heck is that supposed to mean? At least he could have bothered to rephrase it to "The cold war broke out because the Japanese general left his savings in France". But noooo he couldn't do that. Also notice the part "So he and the general sent troops to kill each other". Notice that the lines before and after do not state who "he" is. It appears that the "he" is referring to either the French or the general, but in both cases the sentence structure is wrong. France isn't classified by a "he" and if he is referring to the general instead, why does he mention the general twice in the sentence LOL. Anyway, let's move on to the next question.
Question 2: How far do you agree that the policy of Containment succeeded in limiting the spread of Communism? Explain your answer. [13]
Ps can't really remember the question but it was something liddat XD
Sheng's answer:
Not far. The policy of Containment does not allow globalisation to take place and containerisation. No trade was being made. Sanction are imposed and Russia had no food, causing Stalin to starve several days before he got edible grasses to eat. Therefore the policy of Containment succed in limiting communist threat.
My opinion:
He gives 4 lines worth of answer for a 13-mark question. 'Nuff said lol.
Teacher's Remarks(at end of paper):
Thank you for the comic relief.
But you're wasting my TIME!
WAKE UP.
I want your parent to sign this.
Lmao...and that ends the tale of Sheng's history essay controversy. Tata for now!
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